Girl's Night - an essay
Girl’s Night Don’t wear a v-neck, it makes your shoulders look big. You look cute in that dress, but I can see your bulge. Throw it out. Burn it. There aren’t women’s shoes in your size, so cram your feet in those size 11’s. Your feet will ache as your bones readjust, but it’s worth it. You’re not like most women in a lot of ways: you have big feet, big hands, big shoulders, a big brow, big jaw, big waist, small hips, facial hair and a penis. But at least you’re wearing women’s shoes. Start wearing short skirts. Make sure your nipples are visible underneath that crop top. If you still talk to your mom, she may say she’s worried about you getting raped. This is good. It means she sees you as a real woman! Youtube is a great place to learn how to do your makeup. Make bold cat eyes with liquid eyeliner to distract from your face. Use wipes to remove your makeup before bed. If you go into class with the stain of last night’s eyeliner your teacher will announce that you loo...